I got a new low...

Last night I was sitting in catering and I starting thinking about how I should start stealing forks. I was admiring this fork and mind you this is fucking craft services and this is no way a spectacular fork. It would totally be a power thing. It would be them against me and who is gonna win that? uh huh me. Then I started thinking about coming off tour with a suitcase full of forks and how bat shit crazy would I look when that happens..